i-am-jesus-josie: so my mums best friends husband went to school with David Tennant in Scotland and he told us that david would always say he “really really wants to be doctor who on television” Excuse me while i die…
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
perlockholmes: neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has literally just broken an entire feature for no reason
ugly-diamonds: smilingwiththebeatles: chain-of-prospit: themarilives: i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth” idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high holy jesus tumblr is getting deep again
LIFE.: Stop. →
hummuswehaveaproblem: I got the idea for this blog post from this excellent one by echoamelie, http://hiyalouise.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/sexual-assault-and-me-and-so-many-others.html I remember the first time somebody touched me against my will. I was 15; I’d never even been kissed before. I’d just… <3
This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.
catsrwarriors3: keystonecougar: thecountercurseisunjellify: OMG THAT GIF IS THE BEST MY CHEST HURTS SO BAD Lol
gcoky: mulinlust: gcoky: fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life i said it was fun not ethical
DO YOU EVER JUST GET RANDOMLY OVERWHELMED WITH...
Toby: Pretty snazzy with the language, there.
Kate: Not really. Second grade vocabluary.
Toby: 'Compressor starter' and 'hydraulic lift' is second grade vocabulary?
Kate: It is in China.
Toby, come quick. Sam’s getting his ass kicked by a girl.– Josh Lyman (via whole-assing-one-thing)
stereoma: THE WEST WING STILL HAS AN ACTIVE FANDOM ON TUMBLR. Why am I surprised. This should not surprise me.
More than any time in recent history, America’s destiny is not of our own...– President Bartlet 4.2: Twenty Hours in America (via redespressobean)
Sam: They have bathrobes at the gym?
C.J.: In the women's locker room.
Sam: But not the men's.
Sam: Now, that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and fifty women.
CJ: Yeah, and it's the bathrobes that's outrageous.
rupindah: stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress YO
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes